Morning Music

My alarm connects to my IPhone and plays music for me to let me know it's time to get up and start my day.  It's a brilliant thing; I can pick my song before bed and ta-da!  Happy music for me to wake up to. 

Lately though, I think my IPhone is playing tricks on me.  I'll pick some fun song to wake up dancing to (if that's at all possible for me to be semi-happy in the morning) such as "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO but my IPhone has different ideas and decides to sabotage my morning by waking me up to "The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars. 

So instead of me waking up to an upbeat happy song that I can hum along to while I'm in the shower, my morning takes a nasty turn for the worst and goes something like this...

Clock hits 5:30am.  Que music.

Today I don't feel like doing ANYTHING

You're right, I don't feel like doing anything.

I just wanna lay in my bed.

I do just want to lay here.  My bed is so cozy and warm.

Don't feel like picking up my phone! So leave a message at the tone.

If only I could get away with that.  I work in a call center.  Thanks for reminding me that I HAVE to answer my phone otherwise I get in trouble.  Stupid song.

Because today I swear I'm not doing anything! Nothing at all.

Way to rub it in Bruno Mars.  You suck at 5:30am.  You may not have to do anything today, but I have to go to work and make some money to pay for my house.

Maybe I'll quit waking up to music and switch back to the ever reliable and annoying BEEPing noise.  That'll show you Bruno Mars.